Cat in Hiding!

    There have been some crimes committed by a grey cat. There was also was also a bounty award made for this cat. He was a bad mama jama, but a pair of raccoons set out on his trail anyways. After awhile the cats guards catch word of the racoons from some of their watchers and spies about the coons. So they instantly tell their boss, the cat, about his situation. Soon after finding out the news the cat started to come up with a plan to get away from these guys. The cat has heard about them before, he heard that they could find any villain ever. Took down some of the baddest guys known to man. He knew that they were good so he would have to come up with an incredible plan.

     After some time alone thinking he finally got his plan drawn up. All he would need were some make up professionals. Which wouldn't be that hard to find, since he lives in Hollywood. He sent some of his messengers to bring him back the best of the best. No matter how much it would cost him. If he didn't have enough money to pay, he would just rob another bank or two. So the messengers set off.
      Just as the anxiety kicked in, because the cat knew the raccoons were fast, the messengers came back. They had brought him the best of the best, and luckily he had enough money. He told the artist what he wanted  done and the artist looked at him like he was absurd, but agreed to help.
      It took some time, but they got the job done just in time. The cat got news that the raccoons just got into town right as the artist was putting the final touches on the cat.
      After being completely done the cat set out to find the raccoons. He wanted to talk to them. He finally found them and they were on the cats trail, but turns out that what the make up artist had done was turn the cat into what looked just like another raccoon. The artist did a perfect job, because the raccoons couldn't see under the disguise.
     The cat's plan was to ask if he could join up with the raccoons to find the cat that they were looking for. Of course, they agreed cause they knew that strength came in numbers. Now that the cat is disguised perfectly as a raccoon and on their side he'll be just fine because they will never find him.

Scratch-Ems-Hind disease!

One day while I was grazing I began to feel an itch. The weird thing about it was that it was on my butt. Not knowing any better I scratched it of course. With me not knowing what was going on I just kept scratching and scratching, but the itch would never go away. I even scratched until I was losing hair off my hind end! I guess my owner had noticed me scratching my butt on his fence and had noticed that I had bowed the boards out of shape, so he took me to the vet. One of the scariest places ever! When we arrived he let me out of the trailer and left me tied up to the trailer while he went inside to talk to the doctor. The itch was getting worse by the minute. I was even scratching my butt on my trailer in front of everyone! I drew in a big crowd, every one was laughing at me, and I was deeply embarrassed but I couldn't get rid of the itch. Finally, my owner came back out and took me in to the doctor so he could look at me. After a few minutes of looking and feeling around on my butt, the doctor came to a verdict. He came to the conclusion that I had Scratch-Ems-Hind disease. He also said that the itch would never go away and that my owner might want to build some new steel pens so I could keep on scratching with out bowing the boards out anymore. I got to say, these metal pens does a real good job scratching your hind end for you.

Everything counts! Even while fishing!

     While fishing one day, in the blistering hot summer sun of the Florida Panhandle, Larry and Chuck decided to do use some bloody meat for bait to catch cat fish. Little did they know they just might have used the right bait at the wrong time.
      The two men were not having any luck, when Larry finally hollered, "Chuck go get some of that meat over yonder out of that cooler!"
     Chuck answered back, "Meat? Why would we use bloody meat?! Man you know there are gators out here in these marshes!"
      "Don't be no wimp, and just go get the dang meat you fool! There's big ole catfish out here, I can feel it!" Larry said.
       Chuck hesitantly did what his friend asked and got the meat. Then they both put some on the end of their line. After awhile of waiting Larry finally got a bite, he reeled it in and found a nice catfish on the end. Immediately after Chuck did the same, only his was a little bit bigger.
      "See Chuck," Larry said, "I told ya so!"
      Chuck grinned and went on to his fishing. After catching some nice catfish, they both decided to just to throw a few more casts and to call it quits for the day.
      While Chuck started to pack his things Larry decided to throw one more cast and see what he caught, but this time he hooked something huge. He knew he had hooked the biggest fish of his life, but he didn't know what kind it was because he never felt this kind of fight in a catfish. He called for Chuck to help reel this monster in, but Chuck was out of ear shot. So he fought his hardest, and was slowly making progress. Then Larry realized his worse fear. While he was reeling his monster in, it had surfaced for a split second over the water. He had got a glimpse of what he had hooked....

            TO BE CONTINUED!!!!       maybe...

Favorite things for all my senses!!!

These are a few favorite things for my senses...

Sight- brightly illuminated Friday night football field!!

Touch- rough leathery feel of a pigskin football!!

Sound- the thundering screaming and cheering audience for the Friday night football game!

Taste- my moms scrumptious spaghetti!!

Smell- overwhelming smell of freshly grilled steaks!