Spidey is the name!

"Hm, this looks like a nice warm hole to stay in for the night. I think I'll just rest here." I thought to myself as I crawled into this unfamiliar hole. It was a very nice and comfy place for me to stay and when I woke up in the morning I would just crawl out and continue on with my journey. Little did I know, because of the darkness, that I was crawling into a humans ear! I stayed there for the night and when I awoke the next morning I couldn't move any where. I was stuck. Some waxy yellow stuff had glued me in the hole. I couldn't figure out why I couldn't move. Until the human woke up and started moving. I was scared to death, I thought it was the end of my life. The human didn't even realize I was in their ear for awhile, so I tickled their ear with the hairs on my eight legs to make them brush their ear so maybe it would break the wax free. This went on for five days, and the wax had still did not break, but I guess I finally drove them insane, because then we went to this place where the human laid down on a white bed, with white walls, and white curtains, everything was white. Another human had came to visit us, and put a light in her ear, then he saw me. He told her that she had a spider stuck in her ear, and of course she started freaking out which scared me! But the doctor started poking objects at me trying to get out of the patients ear, none of this was working. I was as ready to get out as she was to get me out. Then finally they got in the opposite ear and shot fluid through her ears and it broke me free. Finally, I was free from the ear and I could continue with my long journey in life!